Dhoni: How Famous you are...??

Dhoni: How Famous you are...??
Sir Jadeja : Whole world knows me.
Dhoni: Obama knows u..? Give proof.
Then Sir jadeja & Dhoni go to Obama's house.
Sir: stand here at the gate, i'll come withObama in balcony and show u.
Dhoni: ok.
Sir jadeja comes with Obama and wavedDhoni from balcony.
After sometime, Sir jadeja bahar aye tohdekha, Dhoni behosh ho gaya, hosh me ayatoh Sir ne reason pucha..
Dhoni: Ek American aaya tha, and asked me,'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH Sir Jadeja IN BALCONY...? :0 :) :D
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you
to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,

'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

well, I guess I just panicked"
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A man checked into a Hotel.

A man checked into a Hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed d wrong
email address, and without realizing, he
sent the mail to a widow who has just
returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail,
expecting condolence messages from
relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she fainted.
The son rushed into d room, found his
mother on the floor and saw d computer
screen which read : "To my loving wife, i
knw u are surprised to hear from me, they
have computers here and we are allowed
to send mails to loved ones.
I 've just checked in.
How are u and d kids, d place is really nice,
but am lonely here.
I have made necessary arrangement 4 ur
arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I
can't wait to see u!
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1st Year Medical Students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class

1st Year Medical Students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class,

They all gathered around the Surgery Table with a real Dead Dog lying on it,

The Professor puts His Finger in Dog's butt & tasted it in his own Mouth,

Then he asked the Students to do the same,

The students Hesitated for several Minutes,

But, eventually Everyone inserted their Finger in Dog's Mouth & Tasted it,

When everyone finished,

The Professor looked at them & said:

The most important Quality is "Observation"

I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the INDEX Finger,

Today you have just Learned, "How To Pay Attention"
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My few learnings fron TV ad

My few learnings fron TV ad-
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications
4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai
5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste
6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea
7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
8. If ur daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.
9. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get laid.
10. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink theseregularly!!
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