3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the...

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe
the...
.
Raste me ek pari milti hai,
.
Pari-"ek-ek wish batao main poorikarugi."
.
1st.-"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat
kardo."Pari ne kar dia.
.
2nd-"mujhe bhi aisa kar do."Pari ne kar diya.
.
3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir
bola........
"Inko wapas pehle jaisa
kardo......
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Pappu checkup krwane doctor k paas gya.

Pappu checkup krwane doctor k paas gya..

Dr:" Tabiyat kaisi hai ??

Pappu:" Pehle se kharab hai..." :(
.
Dr:" Dawa khali thi ??

Pappu:" Ji nai, dawa ki shishi to bhari thi

Dr:" Arre, mera matlb dawa le li thi ??

Pappu:" Ji, aapne di thi to mene leli thi.." :)

Dr:" Bewkoof dawa pee li thi..??

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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.

Hope you said Hello to them.."
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Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker. Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!
Newton: U are wrong. I am not newton. As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq. So I am pascal
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Ek Indian aur Ek American donodost the,..

Ek Indian aur Ek American dono
dost the,
.
.
Dono ek din ek chocolate store
me gaye..
.
Waha sab logo ko busy dekhkar
American ne 3 chocolate chura li,
.
Jab dono bahar aaye to American
bola:"Man I m the
best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates
and no one saw me, u cant beat
that"
.
Indian replied:"You wanna see
something better, lets go back to
the shop and I will show you real
stealing"
.
.
So they went to the counter and
Indian said to the Shop boy:"Do
you
wanna see magic.. ??
.
.
Shop boy replied:"Yes."
.
.
Indian said:"Give me one
chocolate
bar."
.
The shop boy gave him one,
and he ate it..
He asked for the second, and he
ate
that as well.
.
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Teacher:"Whoever answers my question can go home."

Teacher:"Whoever answers my question can go home."
*One boy throws his book bag out the window*

Teacher:"Who just threw the book bag?"
Boy: Me, I'm going home!!"
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