Saturday, 2 August 2014

Friday, 1 August 2014

Train me 1 ladke ne T.C Se kaha

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Train me 1 ladke ne T.C Se kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje Solapur mein utha
dena, agar main na jagu to zabardasti utaar dena. Muje subah
interview dena hai."

Subah 8 baje
ladka jaga to Solapur nikal gaya
tha !

Ladka TC ko gaaliyaa dene laga......!

Logo ne TC se kaha ke wo apko itni gaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap
chup-chap sun rahe hai.

TC :- Main ye soch raha hun ki Subah
jisko maine zabardasti utaar diya hai
Woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha hoga...
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Thursday, 31 July 2014

A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace

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A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace for their Anniversary and Wife didn't Speak to him for 6 Months.

Was the Necklace FAKE?

- No That was the Deal



A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey.....You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart......
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!


Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : "Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."
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Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

😇💬💭🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

Ladkiwale - Hume aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigarette, Daaru na leta ho.....
Sirf Boiled Khaana khae.....
Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......

Pandit - Aisa Ladka to Aapko wo Saamne wale Leelavati Hospital
ke ICU me hi milega....
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Wednesday, 30 July 2014

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE

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7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperatelyt rying to prove their superiority.

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SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buyall 7 tickets..Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in onetoilet SO when TC knocks, onehand comes out with the ticket and the TC goesaway….Doctors say “Dekhlenge”NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get adirect train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as fromthere they can easilyget a LOCAL to PUNE

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SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) : Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that wetoo are equallySHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineersdon’t buy any ticket atall!!!!!.. TC arrives….ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..One engineer gets out and knocks the door ofDoctors toilet, One handcomes with the tickets, he takes the ticket andcomes in engg Bathroom…TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavilyfined……..

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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station.Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.This time doctors decide that they will playthesame (1 ticket ) trick. ALLDoctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 ticketsthis time…SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are stillsearching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!
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Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Monday, 28 July 2014

Death came to a guy

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Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day...".

The guy said,"But I am not ready!".

Then death said,"Well your name is the next on my list...".

So the guy told death,"Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"All right...".

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so very nice to me.."
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Sunday, 27 July 2014

A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate

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A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he
took another one and then another.

A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth"

The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"

The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business" ...
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