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Friday, 15 August 2014

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe

 August 15, 2014     TECHNICAL     No comments   

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays………. …

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?'

So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, pratap turns to the other candidate and says,

`Kaun zila ghar Padi ho??

The other candidate answers

Chapra, aur Tohar??'
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Wednesday, 13 August 2014

College life-

 August 13, 2014     SCHOOL N COLLEGE LIFE     No comments   

College life-
ASSIGNMENT copy
karte time-
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha
hai wo likh,
jo nai aa raha uska aisa
hi design bana de!!
True or not. ?
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Tuesday, 12 August 2014

न्यूटन- 5 के बीच में 4 कैसेलिखेंगे ?

 August 12, 2014     TECHNICAL     No comments   



न्यूटन- 5 के बीच में 4 कैसे
लिखेंगे ?
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चीन- यह सिर्फ एक
मजाक है।
जापान- इम्पासिबल
अमेरिका- गलत सवाल
ब्रिटेन- लिख
ही नहीं सकते
पाकिस्तान- अगर तुम
ऐसे ही बेकार के सवाल
करोगे तो हम तुम्हें मार
देंगे।
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भारत- F(IV)E
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Monday, 11 August 2014

लडका भगवान से

 August 11, 2014     FUNNY     No comments   

लडका भगवान से – मेरे
घर से अमेरिका तक रोड
बना दो.
भगवान - मुश्किल है, कुछ
और मांगो.
लडका –
तो ऐसी गर्लफ्रेंड
दिला दो जो मेरे
सिवा और किसी लड़के
को ना चाहे.
भगवान - रोड कब से
बनाना शुरू करूँ?
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