Dhoni: How Famous you are...??Sir Jadeja : Whole world knows me.Dhoni: Obama knows u..? Give proof.Then Sir jadeja & Dhoni go to Obama's house.Sir: stand here at the gate, i'll come withObama in balcony and show u.Dhoni: ok.Sir jadeja comes with Obama and wavedDhoni from balcony.After sometime, Sir jadeja bahar aye tohdekha, Dhoni behosh ho gaya,...
Saturday, 5 July 2014
Friday, 4 July 2014
A father and son went hunting together for the first time
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told youto be quiet."The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered...
Thursday, 3 July 2014
A man checked into a Hotel.
A man checked into a Hotel.There was a computer in his room, so hedecided to send a mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed d wrongemail address, and without realizing, hesent the mail to a widow who has justreturned from her husband's funeral.The widow decided to check her mail,expecting condolence messages fromrelatives and friends.After...
Wednesday, 2 July 2014
1st Year Medical Students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class
1st Year Medical Students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class,
They all gathered around the Surgery Table with a real Dead Dog lying on it,
The Professor puts His Finger in Dog's butt & tasted it in his own Mouth,
Then he asked the Students to do the same,
The students Hesitated for several Minutes,
But, eventually Everyone inserted their...
Sunday, 29 June 2014
My few learnings fron TV ad
My few learnings fron TV ad-
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications
4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata...
