A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give...
Saturday, 12 July 2014
Friday, 11 July 2014
One of my Favorite Joke
One of my Favorite Joke:Killing English1. Principal To Student..." I Saw UYesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel PullingCigarette... ? "2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up ThePaper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm GoingOut Of The World To America.."4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MYBACK.."5. Don't..Laugh At The BackBenches...Otherwise...
Sunday, 6 July 2014
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi.
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so
he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them.
"We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money &
the 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinkin g the 3rd drunk
knew what he did.
But he asked "whats that for?".
The...
