Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo

Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu Like & Share (G.Shya...

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Train me 1 ladke ne T.C Se kaha

Train me 1 ladke ne T.C Se kaha "Mujhe subah 4 baje Solapur mein utha dena, agar main na jagu to zabardasti utaar dena. Muje subah interview dena hai." Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to Solapur nikal gaya tha ! Ladka TC ko gaaliyaa dene laga......! Logo ne TC se kaha ke wo apko itni gaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai. TC :- Main ye...

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A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace

A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace for their Anniversary and Wife didn't Speak to him for 6 Months. Was the Necklace FAKE? - No That was the Deal A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat." Wife- Honey.....You say Prayer before Eating at Home. Husband:...

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7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperatelyt rying to prove their superiority. ****************************** ********************* SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buyall 7 tickets..Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……When...

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Chor aya

Chor aya Tijori par likha tha "Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi" Button dabate hi police aa gayee. Police : kuch apni safaii me kehna hai ? Chor : maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya.. :P Like & Share (G.Shya...

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Death came to a guy

Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day...". The guy said,"But I am not ready!". Then death said,"Well your name is the next on my list...". So the guy told death,"Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?". Then death said,"All right...". The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills...

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A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate

A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one and then another. A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth" The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132 years" The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his own business" ... Like &...

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