woman goes to Italy to attend a 2 week Company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An Italian girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and...
Saturday, 19 July 2014
Thursday, 17 July 2014
I sent a text to my wife last night
I sent a text to my wife last night, "Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
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I sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
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She text back,"OMG really?"
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I...
Wednesday, 16 July 2014
Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 apost in Microsoft USA.
Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a
post in Microsoft USA. Few days
l8r he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our
requirements.
Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on
receiving this reply. He arranged
apress conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno,...
A blind man was waiting to cross the road
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg.
He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.”
“Not really,” came the reply. “
I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him.”
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Monday, 14 July 2014
MALE LOGIC Vs FEMALE INTENT....
MALE LOGIC Vs FEMALE INTENT....
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me, buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!!)
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Sunday, 13 July 2014
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing...
How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I hav one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I...
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se :*
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi :O
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla janm lete
hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait
karna padega!! :P
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