Ek baar char dost the,Anta Singh, Banta Singh, Canta Singh and Danta SinghChaaro ne mil ke petrol pump kholaEk bhi customer nahin aaya ..Pata hai Kyun..?Coz Petrol pump was on 1st floor..Fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola…Phir Ek bhi customer nahin aaya..Pata hai Kyun?Petrol pump ka board nahin hataya..Fir charon ne Restaurant bech kar paise...
Thursday, 7 August 2014
Awesome joke...
Awesome joke...
.
Ek Seth ne pappu ko dukaan pe
Rakha, Sales
4 Guna ho gayi,
.
Seth ek din pappu se milne shop
pe aaya toh
woh Grahak ko
Fishing Rod bech raha tha,
Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
.
Grahak ne 800 me fishing rod
kharid liya. .
.
Pappu bola :- Itne mehnge joote
pehan ke
fishing karoge....??
Sports shoe le lo,
Usne 600 ke shoes le liye,...
Wednesday, 6 August 2014
The love story of kamlesh and kavita.
The love story of kamlesh and kavita.
kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
kavita promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When...
Tuesday, 5 August 2014
An 18yr old girl got pregnant.
An 18yr old girl got pregnant..
Mother: "Who was the Pig? Call him"
.
30 Mins later a limousine stops in front of their house..
.
A mature grey hair in a very Expensive Suit, steps out..
.
Man:YOUR daughter has informed me of the problem..
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However I can't marry her
.
but if a Girl is born I offer 2 stores,A Villa & £2 million
.
If a Boy is born,...
Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
.
.
Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..
🐓🐓🐓🐓
Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
Teacher- 🌍💫Chand...
Sunday, 3 August 2014
Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe
Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:
Boy: What's your Name??
Girl: Palak and you?
Boy: Paneer.
**BLOCKED!!!**
Girl : Hello I am Khusbu.
Boy: Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati.... kone kone me khusbu faila de.
**Blocked**
Boy: Hi, what's your name??
Girl: Neha Singhal.
Boy: Oh.. I am also...