A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace

A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace for their Anniversary and Wife didn't Speak to him for 6 Months.

Was the Necklace FAKE?

- No That was the Deal



A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey.....You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart......
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!


Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : "Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."
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Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

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Ladkiwale - Hume aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigarette, Daaru na leta ho.....
Sirf Boiled Khaana khae.....
Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......

Pandit - Aisa Ladka to Aapko wo Saamne wale Leelavati Hospital
ke ICU me hi milega....
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