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Wednesday, 6 August 2014

The love story of kamlesh and kavita.

 August 06, 2014     FUNNY     No comments   

The love story of kamlesh and kavita.
kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.

kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

kavita promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of kavita heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell kavita the news she said, 'kavita, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

kavita replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'
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